Fun in an automobile? Pfft.
Leave that for losers driving Mustangs into crowds too busy trying to get Tiktok footage to get out of the way.
You aren't out here looking for a sports car, or a racing machine.
Your personality is drier than a package of instant oatmeal? You crave basic transportation as boring, soulless, and uncharismatic as soggy junk mail? Simply need a vehicle that will make it through the holidays, the snow, and probably an inbound catastrophic recession?
WELL.
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if you are indeed the pulse-optional individual I described above, then this 2012 Subaru Outback is the chalky, palette-cleansing safety net you so desperately need!
Starting with the boring exterior, it's the same color combo of all the other ones of the same year - or at least it sure seems like it.
It has just over 200K miles on it, which might seem like too many.
However, the motor and transmission came out of another car with only about 110K miles.
So as long as you do like, maintenance, there should be no excitement.
Now, just because your life is as gray & bland as the exterior of this overgrown turtle with 4 tires - doesn't mean you have to be a masochist.
Plenty of comfortable options are included! Like heated leather seats, A/C, premium stereo system, annoying seatbelt dingers for safety, cruise control, and much more.
I'm even including like 3 programmed keys, and the car comes with studded tires - to make up for the fact you won't ever be considered a stud driving this rig.
It was really painful to write an ad for a roadgoing household appliance devoid of things like character.
Please, daddy, don't make me do this again.
$7400 in East Wenatchee.
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